Seriously, get over it. Time magazine's review of The X-Files is painful, because mostly they seem fixated on comparing it to The Dark Knight. Is the foot chase in a $35-million-dollar movie as good as the Batpod-versus-truck chase in $180-million-dollar movie? No, of course not. But they feel the need to compare the two and BITCH about how seeing X-Files pales in comparison to seeing The Dark Knight again and again. Over at the Internet institution "Waffle Movies," our host Willie whines that "Seeing any movie after watching The Dark Knight is like dating another woman after you break up with Angelina Jolie."

Seriously. That's a direct quote.

Holy shit, is Doug gonna have to choke all of humanity? This is intolerable. Also? Angelina Jolie isn't all that attractive either. You want me to do a short list of "women in movies that came out this summer who are more attractive than Angelina Jolie"? It would be pretty easy to do. No? Okay then.